Bob Baby! Will you be my Valentine? My little Elmer J. Fuddy Duddy! Did the red satin thong I sent you get caught in your sweet ass cheeks to make you angwee with me? Did the chocolates give you gas?
Today my friend Bobby Messano wrote me a note, steaming! He was so mad!!! He said, “Did you see what that fuckstick Lefsetz wrote?!!!
Yes? Really? So he sent me the link. I used to subscribe to Lefsy, but thought he was too much of a grumpy old man, and a bit of a douche, and hit the unsubscribe button. Then it automatically asked, “Why do you want to stop subscribing?” (Something like that). And I wrote, “Cuz he is a dick.”
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